This is David Lynch’s film for the Lady Dior Handbag. It was written, directed, shot, and edited by David Lynch,and stars Marion Cotillard and Gong Tao. I will now make 5 announcements.

FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS IS A LONG COMMERCIAL, RATHER THAN A SHORT FILM, AND SHOULD BE VIEWED ACCORDINGLY. I.E. WITH SOME DEGREE OF LENIENCY GIVEN THE CONSTRAINTS THAT THIS INVOLVES.

SECOND: I STILL FOUND IT WORTHWHILE.

THIRD: I”M FAIRLY SURE LYNCH ONLY DID THIS FOR THE MONEY. BUT EVEN SAINTS HAVE TO EAT/BUY NEW WHITE SHIRTS/OPEN NEW CENTRES FOR TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION.

FOURTH: APOLOGIES FOR IT BEING TWO CLIPS, NOT ONE.

FIFTH: GOOD LUCK.